I will die a writer.– Cristy Fermin
I will give them the surprise of their lives.– Joseph Estrada on the 2010 presidential elections
Whopper Me Happy
charzmendoza: I thought Carmi’s Lies Pies post was genius. So here’s my latest untruth: My name is Daniel Lee and I am half-Korean. I was born in Seoul, South Korea and I was raised there till I was 15. In 2001, I moved to the Philippines to continue my education. But since I love to perform, I dared to quit school and took dance classes instead. Now every summer, I go back to Seoul to...
So I spent the election day mostly watching How I Met Your Mother and Barney and Marshall are lovely and hilarious I love them. The advantage of living right across the voting center/precinct/basketball court where the voting gets done is awesome. I went there, got a number, went back home to watch more HIMYM, returned 30 minutes later and got to vote immediately. My epic, epic fail moment of the...
Top bunch un-truths that I claimed to be true during the month of March: My name is not Carmela, and I work for a call center. That my friend and I are a couple of senior hookers working for a company called Hookers from 1979. And we are in fact, officers of the organization’s Flatchested Asians Division. That I am 36-year-old married man ready for a new love. And that in less...
Foodporn over YM
Macy: Dude, your FB page. "will have sex with the person who invented cream cheese and garlic rice"??? What the hell!!?
Me: Haha but seriously, aren't garlic rice and cream cheese two of the best food inventions ever?
Macy: Aligue, dude. And bagoong.
Macy: Eew ka dyan. Or bread pudding! Or halo-halo. Or laksa, or stingray. Or kangkong with lots of gata!
Me: Yeah but they're on a totally different category. Like I'd make out with their inventors, not sleep with them.
Macy: I would. I'd sleep with Mr. Bread Pudding :)
717. GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT, BUT...
I'm dying to write (Part 76645)
I always am. I wonder if all “writers”/people who express themselves through the written word/people who suck at being visual —- go through their days feeling like there’s always some untold story waiting to be puked out from their insides. Sometimes it comes with a string of words you hear over and over again in your head and sometimes it’s a persona that you know is a part of you but not...