She gave birth 7 days ago. He sleeps only with...
Chris: Sure ka bang girl yang baby mo? What if lalaki pala yan?
Soci: Babae yan, sure ako. May pekers kaya!
Chris: Sure kang pekpek? Malay mo may tumubo bigla.
Soci: Hindi! Sure ako, pekpek. Hiwa talaga.
Chris: Ows, ano itsura?
Soci: Eh di mukhang pekers. Alam mo na yun.
Chris: Uy, hindi pa kaya ako nakakakita ng pekers up close.
Soci: (proceeds to remove her baby's diaper) Para ka kasing ewan eh. O ayan, kita mo, pekers talaga.
Chris: Ay, ayun! Ang cute pala ng pekpek, ano?
Feel na feel ko ang bayanihan pag nasisiraan ako...
The places where my car chooses to break down are always, always filled with good strangers who go out of their way to help. Each and every time. A resolution for 2010: Know how to change a tire, jump start a battery (pag-kadyot?), and cool an overheating engine. So when I see someone stranded on the side of a highway, I wouldn’t be one of those cars just driving by. I can actually stop and...
Spent the entire weekend at Batangas (or was that Tagaytay?) for our office Christmas party. Because of it, I missed: the Likhaan launch at UPD hang-out time with college friends and former coworkers my Spanish class (god knows I have to catch up big time) my brother’s visit home These things dawned on me the night before leaving and I suddenly had this strong urge to back out. I felt...
Parking lots are awesome two times a day
After dinner, cupcakes, and self-imposed psych tests at the Fort, some co-workers and I walk back to the parking lot and find that an extremely dusty car has been parked right beside mine. The light from the light post is bouncing off its surface, making the dust even more visible. We give in to temptation and spend the next five minutes or so fingering our own writings on that dusty car. First we...
Kinikilig ako kina Melai at Jason.
Nakakainis. Tatlong araw pa lang akong nanonood e. At sila lang ang pinapanood ko. Hahaha. Ang cute nila e! :D (via eft) Ako rin! Natutuwa naman ako masyado. Haha ang refreshing ng personality nilang dalawa, kakaiba. Si Melissa mukhang buang kanina pero benta talaga.
on geishas, bt nt rly
Charz: Have you seen Memoirs of a Geisha?
Me: No, but I read the book years ago and I didn't like it anyway.
Charz: I cried when I saw it.
Me: You did? I hated how the whole plot was just about this Japanese girl who happened to have blue eyes. Everyone else in the story was just reacting to her beauty. Everything that happened to her happened because she was beautiful. How unrealistic is that?
Charz: What, you think Pamela Anderson would be famous if her boobs were smaller? You think life wouldn't be easier if you were prettier?
Random Incubus Lyric
dawndie: fuckyeahincubus: Call it ‘women’s, intuition’, but I think I’m on to something here Temporaryism has been the black plague And the Jesus of our age My mantra since forever.
Depends on the passion. Some can be pursued; others u hav to let go.– my friend’s reply to my “Shit what if dancing is my passion? You’re supposed to follow your passion, right? Should I quit my job and dance for A.S.A.P like L.B*?” text message this morning. I was bored and some radio was playing old-school Christina Aguilera dance beats. It...
November's over, beaver
So maybe the key to having a good week is having a great weekend. Thank you, Andres Bonifacio for that lovely long weekend. I have spent the two weeks before that cooped up in a three-star hotel (with sporadic wifi, decent food, but a couple of baby ipises) for work. It was fun being with my roommates as we got to squeeze in a few drinks, but mostly the stress just got to me. Having to crawl to...